high4l:

Hi, im auditioning for the role of Benedick cucumberpatch and i will be singing “thats not my name” by the ting-tings

bananaschnapple:

A hydra is a snake right? So basically Nick fury is trying to get hydra off the helicarrier right? Does that mean he’s trying to get those motherfucking snakes off his motherfucking plane?

consulting-cannibal:

I’M STARTING TO PIECE ALL THE PROMO AND BEHIND THE SCENES PICS TOGETHER YOU GUYS

zackyoureillegal:

jack-skellington-barakat:

thisisth3end:

that-boy-with-scars:

irwinsobs:

supcal:

fknmichael:

5sosarentpunkrock:

acoustic-lucas:

officaillukehemmings:

vicptv:

c-mplexes:

bryanstars:

Replace a word in a band’s name with “booty”

All Time Booty

Bring Me The Booty

The Booty

5 Seconds of Booty

Fall Out Booty

Booty Parade

Pierce The Booty

My Chemical Booty

We The Booty

The Booty Alive

Simple Booty

Green Booty

Booty Weekend

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this